Digimon: Birdramon Finger Puppet - Soft Vinyl Figure (Bandai, 1999) bag

Digimon: Birdramon Finger Puppet - Soft Vinyl Figure (Bandai, 1999) bagSo, according to the lyrics of this song, Digimon are seemingly, believe it or not, the champions. That means, they beat Pokemon, and hence, you simply must purchase this cute, hollow figure from us. That will surely show those pesky Pokemon, who's the best collectible monster! And give us more money! Muhahaha. That was pretty stupid, sorry. And worse, I'm going to copy paste this text, unto every Digimon figure I'm about to put on the website, so

Jajamaru is back

When a famous test pilot gets hit with an energy beam from Dimension X

but much beloved

Beautiful and kitsch pencil game

If your parenting styles might be a bit iffy for modern laws and customs

as it's not particularly good

Condition: Mint

that just screams 90s

available by "mail away"

in the late 90s

missing manual

but maybe we're just too old or something