Comfort Food Pizza FantasyDear Pizza, When I celebrated my sixth birthday, you were there. Mostly smeared on my shirt, but you were there. When I was 19 and suffered through my first breakup, you were there, a hot and fresh solace. Then a lukewarm solace. Then a cold solace. But solace all the same. When I was 23 and working two jobs, you were there, in the passenger seat of my car, quick and cheesy sustenance between gigs. When I got married, you were not there. But you did
That tentacled face and freakish wings at which humans have quailed since the dawn of time is perfect for scaring away monstersunder the bed and cuddling up to during a horror movie
15 squishy inches of soft spikes
Pineapples are an international symbol of welcome and hospitality
but nobody could help because no one could understand what they were saying
but from toothpaste
Yes please
Now that I am officially an Old
Those are tentacles of looooove
instead of straight like a carrot or round like an orange
but only the garbled "s'more" came out
7 squishy inches of sushi rule breaker
Let's say you've been magically transported into the paleolithic era
