The Float Your Boats 5.5" "sportfacebookshop"

The Float Your Boats 5.5" "sportfacebookshop"**NOTE: These are on final sale and are not eligible for returns exchanges** You can't sink these battleships. Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 5. 5 inch inseam. Materials: Made out of 100% Cotton with a water resistant coating. Details: Elastic waistband for maximum swim Stretch mesh liner Embroidered super soakers on seersucker Back pocket for your sand dollars. Secret inside pocket for your credit card, license, or your Chipotle

These navy shorts are made from 100% cotton

that's what

It's for storing all of your dopps

pineapple print

Have your friend throw these on and spin around for maximum kaleidoscopic effect

The verdict is in

We're not just talking about part of the enchilada

or your island resort room key

7 inch inseam (hits slightly above the knee depending on your height)

Planning on taking down 8 pounds of corned beef

then go back for them and be all like

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